Top Ten Things Said by Mail Artists
1. I can't find my scissors.
2. I wonder where I put my scissors.
3. Have you seen my scissors?
4. I own 8 pairs of scissors. You'd think I could find one pair.
5. Where did you hide my scissors?
6. Maybe they're under the couch.
7. Maybe they're under the bed.
8. Maybe they're under this pile of stuff.
9. Who took my scissors?
10. Never mind;I found my scissors.